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So there I was, mindlessly strolling the aisles of Bed, Bath & Beyond when I saw something that went beyond Beyond.

 

Designed to give you “Sexy curves ‘instantly!’” (or so says the packaging), Booty Pop is basically a padded bra for your ass; specifically the top of your ass.
Now I live in the United States where I thought most women were worried that their ass looked too big. But here’s a product that intentionally makes it look bigger. Or rather, taller.
It made me wonder what other body parts people actually wanted to look bigger that I didn’t know about.  I ended up searching for other padded undergarments and discovered the men’s equivalent for Booty Pop at buttforyou.com. They carry men’s briefs, tanning trunks, and swimsuits, all enhanced with strategically placed padding that puts more junk in your trunk. My Google search also revealed men’s underpants that puts junk in your trunk and under your hood.
The “Package Booster” from siliconebody.com provides “butt and crotch bulging padding” that “provides moderate to strong projection”. At first I thought this was a typo and they meant “protection” but the supporting 1.5″ notation convinced me otherwise. Let me add that the before-and-after images are, well, inspiring.

 

Meanwhile, Feelfoxy.com offers images that are somewhat disturbing.

 

Thanks to “powernet shaping technology,” FeelFoxy’s Sweet Cheeks Butt Bra pants “lifts “The Girls” sky high! You won’t know what to do first with your perky rear end, but it’s sure to be a lot of fun. *Wink*”  
The copy also notes: “… there’s a new girl in town and her butt needs you to move outta her way so she can get by. Go ahead let them touch, it’s all you baby!”

Wow. Just wow.
And who knew? Ass-less masses yearning to be big and fondled. Like I said, it’s beyond.

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