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The dead can’t take it with them…
But you can take the dead with you.

Just because Nana was ready to let go doesn’t mean you have to be. Thanks to cremation jewelry you can carry Nana in your heart and around your neck. Or on your finger, around your wrist, or even on your key chain (she really did enjoy car rides).

Designed to hold a wee bit of your loved ones cremains (apparently that’s the genteel way to refer to burned body parts these days), cremation jewelry offers a way to keep your loved ones disturbingly close.

And oh the variety…



Choose a pendant fashioned out of gold, glass, brass, silver, wood, and crystal and in the shape of a heart, star, flower, turtle, lighthouse, dice, dolphin, peace sign, acorns, cowboy hats, teddy bear, cross, or a teardrop.

There are even cylinder options that look remarkably like a dog whistle…or a bullet.
 
 

And for those looking to make Fido their true forever friend, there are dog bone, paw print, doghouse, and puppy face options.


A number of vendors, excuse me, purveyors of this fine “keepsake, heirloom-quality jewelry”, also offer photo laser engraving. 
Thus, when people say, “Isn’t that nice you have a picture of your grandmother on your pendant.” You can thrust her cremains at them and say,  “Not only that, I’m sporting some of her crispy corpse, too.”

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