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		<title>Radioactive Twinkies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that Twinkies contain Beef Fat?
And you can purchase half price packages of said Beef Fat Cream Filled Pound cake at the Hostess Thrift Shop.  Did you know that the Hostess Thrift Shop has a website???  And on website (oh, sorry, it&#8217;s a &#8220;Bakery Outlet&#8221; website), there is an icon that says &#8220;Counting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Water, water, everywhere&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 

I came into work yesterday morning to see a twig by the sink in the kitchen.  (If you don&#8217; t know where this is going, see the previous blog post or go here.)

Here&#8217;s the note:

It reads:
 As some of you know, Sergio is unable to operate the water filter properly and has demanded a replacement.  Blue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Filtering Water is dangerous.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks pretty innocent doesn&#8217;t it?

Starts out with one little leak.  &#8220;Oopsie!&#8221; someone whispers one morning when noticing a little water spurting out of the Pur Water Filter.

Then all of a sudden the dam breaks and water sprays in 3 different directions all at once and you&#8217;re covering your eyes and shielding your shirt.  It&#8217;s funny.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quitting at Blue Q</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Esquire magazine arrives in my home every month.  My husbands subscription.  A &#8220;gift&#8221;, he defends.  Sometimes I abhor it&#8217;s bizarre adoration to the female species &#8211; female species by the way that are a size 4, from Australia and hardly any over the age of 34 but I digress.  Sometimes&#8230;.I can let that slide.  I mean, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surprise Party &#8211; Revisited</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember how poor Jenny had a 10th Anniversary at Blue Q surprise party?
But then she called in sick?
Well, we finally made it up to her.  Today.  It&#8217;s snowing.  Like white out snowing.  So it was pretty darn cozy in here.  All the love&#8230;can&#8217;t you just FEEL it?


Falafel, hummus, salad that had like&#8230;..pistachios?&#8230;.oh my god, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arguing with your boss.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t like disagreements between co-workers.  It makes for uncomfortable coffee times alone in the kitchen when you silently ignore the other person pretending that you&#8217;re thinking&#8230;.really hard&#8230;.about making&#8230;&#8230;..coffee.  No time to talk to you, co-worker who I KNOW stole my copy of Bust Magazine out of the bathroom** because I saw it in your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cooking with&#8230;..semen?  A book&#8230;.review?</title>
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Author quote:
&#8220;Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blueq-blog.com/cooking-with-semen-a-book-review-2/</link>
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		<title>Hooker Named Rep of the Year</title>
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Meryl Hooker named Blue Q Sales Rep of the Year for 2009
(psst:  if you don&#8217;t know what the heck a Rep is, see ***Paragraph 5)

 The announcement was made in Booth #1509 at the New York International Gift Fair on Sunday, January 31st.   Upon receiving this recognition she thanked  “the baby Jesus, KISS, Blue Q and all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blueq-blog.com/hooker-named-rep-of-the-year/</link>
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		<title>Blue Q goes to Society Of Illustrators &#8211; Nate Williams</title>
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Deborah (Manager of New Product Development) and I went to the Society of Illustrators on East 63rd Street in Manhattan on Friday night to see Nate Williams talk.  And we&#8217;re now officially in love.
With the Society of Illustrators.  Why?  Who did you think I was talking about?  Oh, we love Nate too.  He&#8217;s prolific in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Slept with Tiger Woods</title>
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Not last night &#8211; cause I was sleeping with Evan Lysacek.
The night before that I was with Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso.
On Tuesday I was consoling Lindsey Jacobellis.
 
But I slept with Tiger Woods.  Many times over the years.
The first time we met was back in what ? 1995 when he won the US Amateur Championship [...]]]></description>
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