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Looks pretty innocent doesn’t it?

Starts out with one little leak.  “Oopsie!” someone whispers one morning when noticing a little water spurting out of the Pur Water Filter.

Then all of a sudden the dam breaks and water sprays in 3 different directions all at once and you’re covering your eyes and shielding your shirt.  It’s funny.  But not for long, SETH!

Speaking of Seth.  He “fixed” it.  You see that little – what is that?  a windshield?  spit guard? – with black electrical tape and…..a paper clip?…..a paper clip….that is not a fix, Seth.  That is a distraction.

Someone (Sergio) wrote on it: “Your Ad Here Call 1-888-F**K”.  Thanks Serge.  Classy.


An email was sent around today:

Seth,

We all love you very much.

But enough is enough.

I’m giving you 1 week to replace that f****d up water delivery system in the kitchen.

I’ve decided it’s not necessary for me to take a shower when I fill up my water bottle.

I’m not quite sure what will happen if you don’t comply. But I am sure you don’t want to find out.

Look. 

I know this is no earthquake.  There are bigger things in the world.  We’re just sayin’……

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