BlueQ Blog

Blah. That time of year again. Time to think about buying something for dad, a.k.a. The Hardest Man To Buy For In The World. That’s why this breathspray works. It’s like a little hint in a tube, you know?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Just kidding dad (that’s what you say when you hand it to him), I saw it and I just thought it was hysterical (because I am pretending to ignore that fact that we have nothing to talk about and last year you told me that I looked ten pounds heavier than I should) you know? Ha ha, I feel so bad for some kids and their dads. (Pause) You know? (Pause) Wannanother beer? ‘Cause I certainly do. (you’re gonna get PLASTERED).

Oh, I don’t know. Your dad likes movies, right? But a movie pass is so lame and he’s got cable so Netflix might be out too. He doesn’t like ties, you don’t know what size he wears, he doesn’t watch sports or grill outdoors (oh, ok, at least MINE doesn’t), you’ve NEVER seen him fish, he has every powertool he would ever need (not that he really does that kind of thing anymore).

Outblush is running a contest for Father’s Day. Check it out. Blue Q’s contributing Father goodies too. But here’s one other contributor to that contest that totally intrigues me. It’s called Black Socks. And it’s exactly what it says. Black Socks.