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Not last night – cause I was sleeping with Evan Lysacek.

The night before that I was with Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso.

On Tuesday I was consoling Lindsey Jacobellis.

 

But I slept with Tiger Woods.  Many times over the years.

The first time we met was back in what ? 1995 when he won the US Amateur Championship title for the second time?  That’s when we met.  Yep, we slept together that very night.

Our paths have crossed over the years.  Nothing serious but, you know how it is with old friends, one thing leads to another and before you know it . . .

So I’m just another one of his conquests.  One of many.  And I’m not ashamed.  Many of you have slept with Tiger as well.  You know that you have.

I’ll sleep with him again.  And again.  And again.

Cause he ain’t going away and his greatness will continue long after the media whores have dumped him for the next scandal.

I am ashamed that I also slept with Johnny Weir.  I  have a weakness for pink tassels – what can I say.

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