So, ok, we have 2 Valentine’s Day Gift Suggestions for you today.  (And we’ll be doing this all week, folks, so check back).

Because let’s face it, Valentine’s Day sucks BUT (and that’s a big but) you BEST get with the program, yo.  I had a boyfriend once, when I lived in NYC, who woke up at 6 in the morning to cash in $14 worth of subway tokens so he could “surprise” me with a dozen roses.

New York City Flower Buying tip:  Roses sold in NYC do not smell.  Strange but true.  And on a side note: we are not still together.

But I digress.

So, we’re gonna break this down 2 ways….you can be all in love blah blah blah, or you can be all …bitter….

Drumroll please!

Here’s all Love and Adore and Huggy Huggy, the I Adore You Dishtowel.  This puppy is large and cute, just like you.

Now that we got that outta the way, here’s all I Don’t Need You, Go Eat a Mudpie, the Better Than A Boyfriend Delux bar of completely wonderful smelling soap.

See?  That wasn’t so hard.  Check back for more.  xxoo!