Another guest blogger today. 

Welcome Jessica Rowe (but don’t call her Jessica.  Jess is best.)  She’s Blue Q’s amazingly talented and dedicated “Purchasing and Inventory Agent I Guess and Close Out Queen and Lot’s of Other Things”.   And she’s too busy doing whatever the heck it takes 2 computer monitors to do so here’s her “talk to the hand” photo and her gorgeous miracle baby, Lylah.

Take it away Jess:

6 Blue Q Gift Suggestions for this Holiday season:

For your little nieces & nephews that you’re sick of getting monogrammed Lillian Vernon gift items for:
 
I Heart Water Water Bottles…if you don’t think these are the cutest things on the planet, you have a problem.  A gator, an octopus and a beaver (shown)?  Perfect for little girls and little boys.

Coupled with a small lunch bag such as the Dick & Jane handy tote- a perfect little preschool combo!  And you’re teaching little tykes early on how to be ‘green’.

For your divorced mother in law:
Cougar Soap…do I have to say more?  I know…it’s embarrassing seeing her at the same bar you’re at on Friday nights.

To the person who has everything and you’ve searched every corner of the web for something original:
Everyone eats & washes dishes so who wouldn’t want or need a new, fresh, crisp dishtowel?  If that person doesn’t cook and they do need a dishtowel…hello???  The Microwave Is My Friend Dish Towel would be a perfect addition to their kitchen.

To all your favorite girlfriends that discuss the best products on the market over margaritas on the weekends:
Miso Pretty Hand & Body Cream.  My favorite Blue Q item…ever.  I love this stuff!  First the presentation is a gift in itself but the cream smells amazing and it’s truly a quality product…you won’t be disappointed.  Note- it will not erase wrinkles or shave cellulite off your ass.

To my police patrolling husband -
Police Are My Favorite People Car Freshener.  Because patrol cars stink!  It’s donut scented.  But policemen really don’t eat that many donuts.  Where did this stereo type evolve from?

Editors note: Ok.  I researched the whole donut police thing.  Looks like easy answer is….donuts shops are open all the time.  But trust me, I’ve seen that hottie husband of hers and I can tell you this, I doubt he eats many Krispy Kremes.

I’m just saying.

Heart Smart

A hamburger – opps, sorry, a bacon cheeseburger – sandwiched between 2 glazed donuts. The Craz-E Burger.

Here is an email from our that Sales Optimizer:

So I was talking to my roommate about the Craz-E burger last night. He works at a school for troubled, privileged kids. He told his students about the beauty of a Craz-E burger (a bacon cheeseburger served on a glazed donut). One of his students had a trip home this past weekend where he retold the story to his brother. The boys took it upon themselves to reconstruct the Craz-E burger, one for each of them, with the following components: Four glazed donuts, 6 McDonald’s Double Cheeseburgers, 1 pound of thick cut bacon. Each boy used the contents of 3 Double Cheeseburgers (meat and cheese), layering bacon between each patty, and sandwiched them between two glazed donuts.

Needless to say, it was delicious, if not a little messy. These kids are next-level. I bow to them.

We all do.

Long live those kids. At least we hope. ‘Cause that burger’s gotta cut like, what, 6 weeks off your life?