Ok, take it away Jess (she’s the Purchasing Goddess and with the two screens, you can tell she’s super busy).

Art Star said this could be short & sweet!

A haiku for you – -

So soft and supple
Miso Cream how I love thee
My favorite thing

Some call me a lotion snob…that’s sounds weird to type.  Anyway, I am constantly applying lotion.  I’m always washing my hands, doing dishes, changing diapers.  A girl needs soft hands!  I’m addicted to this stuff.  Not only is the packaging fabulous, the product within is as well.  Try it.  Now.  You won’t be disappointed. 

(And now, here’s  a picture of Miso Cream for you so when you purchase it, you know that if it’s the Right Thing for Jess, it’s The Right Thing For You!)

This item is 20% off today, April 9th (oh, ok, tommorrow too – April 10th, 2010).  No promocode needed.  Price reduction at check out.  Yo.

Another guest blogger today. 

Welcome Jessica Rowe (but don’t call her Jessica.  Jess is best.)  She’s Blue Q’s amazingly talented and dedicated “Purchasing and Inventory Agent I Guess and Close Out Queen and Lot’s of Other Things”.   And she’s too busy doing whatever the heck it takes 2 computer monitors to do so here’s her “talk to the hand” photo and her gorgeous miracle baby, Lylah.

Take it away Jess:

6 Blue Q Gift Suggestions for this Holiday season:

For your little nieces & nephews that you’re sick of getting monogrammed Lillian Vernon gift items for:
 
I Heart Water Water Bottles…if you don’t think these are the cutest things on the planet, you have a problem.  A gator, an octopus and a beaver (shown)?  Perfect for little girls and little boys.

Coupled with a small lunch bag such as the Dick & Jane handy tote- a perfect little preschool combo!  And you’re teaching little tykes early on how to be ‘green’.

For your divorced mother in law:
Cougar Soap…do I have to say more?  I know…it’s embarrassing seeing her at the same bar you’re at on Friday nights.

To the person who has everything and you’ve searched every corner of the web for something original:
Everyone eats & washes dishes so who wouldn’t want or need a new, fresh, crisp dishtowel?  If that person doesn’t cook and they do need a dishtowel…hello???  The Microwave Is My Friend Dish Towel would be a perfect addition to their kitchen.

To all your favorite girlfriends that discuss the best products on the market over margaritas on the weekends:
Miso Pretty Hand & Body Cream.  My favorite Blue Q item…ever.  I love this stuff!  First the presentation is a gift in itself but the cream smells amazing and it’s truly a quality product…you won’t be disappointed.  Note- it will not erase wrinkles or shave cellulite off your ass.

To my police patrolling husband -
Police Are My Favorite People Car Freshener.  Because patrol cars stink!  It’s donut scented.  But policemen really don’t eat that many donuts.  Where did this stereo type evolve from?

Editors note: Ok.  I researched the whole donut police thing.  Looks like easy answer is….donuts shops are open all the time.  But trust me, I’ve seen that hottie husband of hers and I can tell you this, I doubt he eats many Krispy Kremes.

I’m just saying.

Who knew that a flat, hairless, cardboard feline would give birth to all this stuff?  The Flat Cat.  Born in 1988.  Along with Blue Q.  Dirty Girl, Total Bitch, Wash Away Your Sins, Mullet, Cat Butt, Boss Lady, Miso Pretty, Cute as Hell, Get Real, La La Land, Looking Good for Jesus, Queen.

Ok, let’s keep going.  We also make 95% post consumer recycled material woven into gorgeous shopping bags, tote bags, overnight bags, zipper pouches, coin purses.

Oh!  And stainless steel water bottles, always BPA free, darlingly designed, amazingly coveted.  Did you say dish towels???  We got dish towels.  Handwoven in India by FabIndia, my friend. Designed by amazing artists and silkscreened in Boston by this guy Maurice.

Did you mention Car Air Fresheners?  That’s what I thought you said.  Yep, we do those too.  Funny, irreverent.   And gum.  Like a greeting card you can chew!  Tin banks.  Have you seen these things?  What are you saving up for?  Plastic Surgery?  We can help?  To quit your job?  No problem!  We can help.

We’re the designers and manufactures of life improving, joy bringing, mind-altering, universally praised products.

Honest.