Who knew that a flat, hairless, cardboard feline would give birth to all this stuff?  The Flat Cat.  Born in 1988.  Along with Blue Q.  Dirty Girl, Total Bitch, Wash Away Your Sins, Mullet, Cat Butt, Boss Lady, Miso Pretty, Cute as Hell, Get Real, La La Land, Looking Good for Jesus, Queen.

Ok, let’s keep going.  We also make 95% post consumer recycled material woven into gorgeous shopping bags, tote bags, overnight bags, zipper pouches, coin purses.

Oh!  And stainless steel water bottles, always BPA free, darlingly designed, amazingly coveted.  Did you say dish towels???  We got dish towels.  Handwoven in India by FabIndia, my friend. Designed by amazing artists and silkscreened in Boston by this guy Maurice.

Did you mention Car Air Fresheners?  That’s what I thought you said.  Yep, we do those too.  Funny, irreverent.   And gum.  Like a greeting card you can chew!  Tin banks.  Have you seen these things?  What are you saving up for?  Plastic Surgery?  We can help?  To quit your job?  No problem!  We can help.

We’re the designers and manufactures of life improving, joy bringing, mind-altering, universally praised products.

Honest.