The Ultimate Gift for the Those Who Give a S**t.
ToasterPoster on Dec 22 2009 at 10:57 am | Filed under: Everyday Raves
No kidding folks, this is a real product,
from a real publisher,
that’s really sold on amazon.com ,
and the listing features real customer reviews.
Frankly, I find the reviews more intriguing than the book.
My favorite five-star review is headlined “Great gift for the poop lover.”
I don’t know about you but I don’t think I have one of those in my life and, frankly, I’m happy about that.
Another review from an A. Miller features this line, “This is one of the best gifts I’ve ever purchased.”
Really? I’m guessing A. Miller is big hit in the office Secret Santa draw.
And in the interest of fairness, I feel the need to include this negative quote from reviewer CH-SC. CH complains, “There is no handy reference chart. It only comes with a “glossary” of different types of poo…”
A “Handy reference chart?” Is that necessary? I mean I pretty much recognize poo when I see it. And for god’s sake, what the hell could it be? Is someone secretly dropping objects that look remarkably like poo in CH-SC’s toilet without his/her knowledge? If that’s the case, I’m going to suggest that CH-SC purchase new locks for their bathroom doors before they buy another poo book.
